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Satire: Bill Of Rights Pared Down to a Managable Six Amendments
posted by md on Tuesday December 24, @09:19AM
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Civil Liberties nategall writes "From TheOnion.com

WASHINGTON, DC—Flanked by key members of Congress and his administration, President Bush approved Monday a streamlined version of the Bill of Rights that pares its 10 original amendments down to a "tight, no-nonsense" six.

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Funny, but not so far from true. Happy holidays to our Greplaw readers.

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    Satire: Bill Of Rights Pared Down to a Managable Six Amendments | Login/Create an Account | Top | 1 comments | Search Discussion
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    by scubacuda ({scubacuda} {at} {iname.com}) on Monday January 06, @11:15AM (#547)
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    Other Onion cracks on the constitution...

    8-Year-Old Accidentally Exercises Second Amendment Rights [theonion.com], and

    American People Ruled Unfit to Govern [theonion.com].

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